Lamp?

Because I can't leave a child's bunk bed as the static pic on my blog...Sorry.

Besides...

"There's a lot of fun on the other side of risk." -Tom Ritchey

....and the "artisan" who crafted this abomination of a lamp (and then defiled it with a Roy Rogers lamp shade to boot!) is taking a pretty big risk, what with the VRC guys trolling hungrily for Klein crap of any ilk and vintage. Lamp-owner may find himself on the short end of a Jeff Gillooly stick, or worse...in a sex tape with his psycho ex-wife. What can I say, eBay competition brings out the worst in folks, especially if they're from Oregon, and the fork in question hails from the 'Dub.' I Blame the Cascade Hops.

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I had a Quantum road frame that was painted like that fork...ugliest thing ever. Ever.