So, another batch has been basking in the bottle, bundled up in the blackness of my...cooler, (sorry, ran out of B's). Another batch means another label is needed, and as I'm a shameless hack when it comes to ganking pictures from the web and using them for my own profitlessness, (in addition to being a shameless perpetrator of sexist stereotypes regarding blondes and the tackiness of my maleness), I slithered out onto the Interweb and stumbled upon a suitable solution to my situation.
Behold...Honey Blonde Ale
Friendly FYI...Blogger tries to replace "Profitlessness" with "Preadolescence"...Irony.
5 comments:
That's actually a cool label. You could be a graphic designer!
(Preadolescence could work, too...)
I looked at Masochistic Torture Pants, and I'm a little scared. It wouldn't let me comment, either. My comment just disappeared. I think it went straight to Satan.
HA!
word verification..."unded"
Hey, YOU are the one that brought up Satan and "triggered the undead"!
OK, but I didn't build a freakin' ALTAR to him on the Internet!
Good idea, but I bet a blog called "Altar to Satan" probably exists already.
verification..."Hesholop"...As in, "The Minions of the Dark Lord rose up against the pious, their heshelops drawn, unsheathed, and at the ready."
I need to go to church after that one!
Masochistic Torture Pants is DOA. I don't have the time to worship false idols.
word verification..."noccoess", as in, "I'm up to my kneecaps with the daily morass of mundane modern life, such that I barely have time to scratch my noccoess!"
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