So Tuesday, the package arrives...
"Serving Outdoor Professionals Worldwide." Granted that while the box is obviously a reused item, it's still an applicable phrase for display on a package filled with goodies from the good folks at EWR.
OK, I have to come clean...I added that just for the picture, but you know, somehow that message fits the culture of EWR too! Like big boobs and malt liquor.
And inside...the goodies I paid for! SOCKS BABY! Dig that east coast hardcore aggressive style!...or am I laying it on a bit thick? (work with me here...!)
And inside?...because those EWR guys are such cool bad asses?...free loot for me! Woohoo! I'm digging that head badge, and you know I like stickers. I'm a whore for the stickers.
So do the right thing, people! Go buy your EWRs now! If you don't, then the terrorists win!