Weekend of weirdness here at the gleaming towers of One Utahdog Center, World Congress of the Americas. I can find and bid on worthless crap better than any lonely fat bald man alive! But much like my way with the ladies, I am utter fail at closing the deal. These beauties slipped through my fingers like spilled malt liquor and tears.
Dean stickies. Feed the lonely geek within. $8.49.
SDG in dirty red. This one was advertised as being "perfect for that fixie project" so you know I had to try to save it from hipster oblivion hell-fire and damnation. $55.
Grove Hammerhead bar stem combo. Rough but sweet. $100 bones.
Last but not least, Salsa Ala Carte, unmolested by the minions of the Debil from Wisconsin. $305.
Fear the Debil!