These nasty POS, el-cheapo sunglasses should be banned from existence. Any business investing in these things for freebie giveaway advertising should have all employees lined up and their retinas systematically burned from their skulls. Any skinny-jean wearing hipster wanna-be's strutting colored-temple freebie crap shades should be hog-tied and drenched in dog vomit.
There is nothing worse. Nothing.
Except maybe skinny Pajama Jeans. Or maybe colored temple Wayfarer knock-offs and pajama jeans together. Or maybe colored-temple crap shades, pajama jeans, and a fixie. That would warrant instant death.