Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Style Alert!

These nasty POS, el-cheapo sunglasses should be banned from existence.  Any business investing in these things for freebie giveaway advertising should have all employees lined up and their retinas systematically burned from their skulls.  Any skinny-jean wearing hipster wanna-be's strutting colored-temple freebie crap shades should be hog-tied and drenched in dog vomit.


There is nothing worse.  Nothing.


Except maybe skinny Pajama Jeans.  Or maybe colored temple Wayfarer knock-offs and pajama jeans together.  Or maybe colored-temple crap shades, pajama jeans, and a fixie.  That would warrant instant death.

3 comments:

Dan O said...

Those are pretty horrid. And I'm sure optically perfect...

Steve Reed said...

They're very 1989. I remember having a pair something like that. They were horrid even back then.

Goats Wear Ray Ban said...

Ray Ban Balorama is the law in my house or maybe Oakley Frogskins in clear/iridium if I'm digging the 1990 vibe :-)