|#32 - Giant mysterious eyeball washes up on a beach.|
5) - Number 39: Polo club founder adopts his adult girlfriend to shield assets from civil lawsuit.
4) - Number 31: A Fox News-obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn't like Fox News.
3) - Number 24: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she is lost in the woods, did not know where to urinate.
2) - Number 17: A mother and daughter became porn moguls.
1) - Number 5: Wild Raccoons Invade School, Pee on Student.
Have a Happy 2013 everyone!