Deep down in my itchy sensitive bits, I secretly have the need to search fleabay for wonky 80's clothing similar to the tacky crap I wore back in the day. Imagine my happiness when my search for 'Sundek' returned a hit! Woot!
When I was a kid, I had a pair of white Sundek swim trunks with an orange rainbow. They were made from a parachute like sail type material that had the unfortunate characteristic of becoming essentially transparent when they got wet. I had to stop wearing them when I reached a certain age because it was, er... very obvious they became transparent when they got wet. I'm not really sure why Sundek only made trunks for children or for shaved surfers. There's probably a very uncomfortable and disturbing statement on 1980's culture in there somewhere...
These were even my size. I did not buy them. I am not going to engage in the necessary grooming required to wear these beasts, and I'm not going to risk incarceration when I don't. Besides, nobody wants to have front row tickets to THAT show.
Even as functionally useless as they are these sexy champs closed at nearly 60 bucks! Lesson learned. I will never again donate my old clothes.