Monday, February 23, 2015

Danger Ranger


I am not ratty.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Flea-botomy

Goodies from the recent flea.


Shaggy SDG in blue, and some other red thing - $35




Euro-chic Ford Fiesta from UK - $3800

Talk about a time machine!


Altek pretties from the Pros Closet - $56


Slick old Specialized Dealer sticker - $8



Whyte PRST-1 full suspension bike, from back in the day when engineering was simply a suggestion. What could possibly go wrong! 


A better pic, although not the same bike, although also ganked from the interwebbage, although also developed by a drunk gibbon, although I can't find my pants. #toomuchinformationthanks



And a Yeti FRO, raped of its wheels and left for dead - $812



And I didn't buy any of it, cept for my pants.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Suggestion and Reply

My brother posted this picture of a VW on his blog. Clearly there is a lot of interest here in proudly rocking the cool old patina mobile schtick....



...to which I retort...


Have a nice day.




Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Friday, January 30, 2015

Free?... Um, OK I guess...

From Craigslist Jax:




"I just had a colonoscopy today and have enough stuff left over for another person to do the prep and not have to buy anything. The Miralax is not even half gone and there are 4 Dulcolax tablets left. In my prep instructions, all you need is 238g of the stuff and I have 272gs. Oh ya, and I have this butter dish thing I'm not useing. Just trying to not throw this stuff away. All you have to do is text me and I'll give you my address and you can drive by and get it out of my mailbox, we don't need to meet up or anything."



Um... OK.

What's the butter dish for again? No wait, nevermind. I don't think I want that question answered. 

Good thing he doesn't want to "meet up." Instead I can just boost a half-used bottle of Miralax from the mailbox.

There's also a free goat out there today. I sent Heifer International $75 bucks to send some poor family a damn goat for Christmas when I could have just sent one myself?


In this free crate, maybe?


God Bless America.



Thursday, January 1, 2015

Somebody Neused in it!



"Save the Neuse" Riverkeeper pint glass. On the flea now. Buy now and save!



Keep the pig poop out of it, North Carolina. 

Saturday, December 20, 2014

TPC does it again!



More flea-age from The Pro's Closet... $276. Nice frame




Tuesday, December 16, 2014

flea!

 I'm decorating the garage. After my head injury the doctor says I should stay busy. Just kidding.

Maybe.

1931 Gulf Oil road map of Florida.


Dig the hat. On both of them.



And this illustrated map. Also from Gulf, and Rand McNally.




Nice boat. And Stogie.

From the auction listing:

"Wonderful old map from Gulf Oil with beautiful graphics.  
I'm unable to find a date on this map but there are references to the 
"new Overseas Highway connecting Key West with the mainland"  and 
"if you wish to go on to Cuba, transportation by ferry is available".  
The speed limit in Florida was 45 MPH (in Alabama the speed limit was 
"reasonable and proper").   A Resident County Game license was $1.25 and 
you could bag 15 squirrels, 25 coots and 15 Wilson's Snipes per day.  
The population of Miami was 127,600 and Kissimmee was 3,379.  
The map is copyrighted by Rand McNally."


And it aint an SDG, but still...


I lost them all. Drat.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Loots!

As is the case in America ('murica!) We here in the gleaming towers of One Utahdog Center, World Congress of the 'Murica's (America!) have, and shall always remain, vigilantly on the lookout for worthless and freakish bits shamelessly flogged on the interwebs for penny and pence.



Always a set of Alteks out there, always.


A delightfully gaudy Seiko 7s26, complete with a delightfully gaudy NATO strap. Hide in the bushes from your ISIS enemies with this pig on your arm. What could go wrong?


S.E.V. Marchal fog light covers....


...for your Marchal lamps, because hey, automobile accessories from defunkt French companies are always a good idea. At least as good an idea as your 1986 SVO Mustang with its 200hp turbocharged 4 cylinder truck engine and Fairmont "Quadrashock" solid rear axle, anyway. 

Me? I just always liked the cat face logo.


U-SAVE!!...


at least you did until you bought the patch for 12 bucks, or this Yeti PRO FRO.



I bought the patch. I'll wear it on Hawaiian Shirt Day for the irony.



Guts, Guns and God!