Monday, March 30, 2009
Kona Lava Dome
Ti Build
The NOS Deore DX short cage with about every tacky anodized gee-gaw possible...even an Avid Roll-a-ma-Jig.
Back at it!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Close the Polls!
0 People believe that I feed birds in my spare time by packing my navel with nuts and such. Good for you, folks. I only feed the stray cats that way. It was a trick question! Nyah Nyah!
0 People believe that I preen-practice. Probably representative of a mass dismissal of my hygiene in general. I may not pick knits off my chest, but I don't have a short memory either, and this one hurt.
1 Person actually knew about all these pictures they have now-a-days of nude folks on the web. The Internet is choked with these poor folks all splayed out in completely unnatural positions, all sorts of wacky outfits, strange props, even power tools! Er....not that I would know.
2 People understand my interest in power tools and strange positions. At least Chainsaw Juggling, anyway. It's therapeutic. Like pot in California.
2 People also believe the gimme choice, that clearly, I'm up to my knobby elbows in bike tools and dirty rags. Aint life grand?
And finally...4 folks voted for the booze. Hell, if I had to read my bog I'd think I was drinking too!
Blog Break everyone!...See you in a week!
Monday, March 16, 2009
Multigenerational Engineering
I broke my nipples
Made in the USA!
Then there was this sucker! $10 bucks cheaper and made in the USA! WOOHOO! Of course the employees of the facility that pumped out this sucker are probably mistreated peasant farmer children, sent to the big city with nothing but a change of clothes and a promise of an opportunity to go to 'school'. Uh...
Juvenile Brew!
X-IT Designs #3 - Nipple Driver
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Ever dropped a nipple into a deep-V rim? Ever used an old spoke to insert the nipples into a deep-V to avoid dropping the nipple into the rim? Ever punch yourself in the side of the head building up a deep-V rim? Then this is the tool for you.
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Spring loaded threaded nipple setter, allows for the nipples to be easily installed into deep-V rims, and then twisted to screw on to the waiting spoke, and then spring released for the spoke to take its place.
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For most normal cross section rims, a Speed Wrench still works best, but I can build deep-V wheels with this tool super easy. More Vogel Genius!
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Picture shows wrench with nipple threaded on, ready for action.
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Push the spring loaded knob at the end of the wrench to extend the threaded shaft for the nipple to free the slotted detente on the backside of the nipple from the wrench.
X-IT Designs #2
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X-IT Designs.
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Yup, Frank Vogel designed, and then provided (for a small license fee I'm sure) to Rock Shox.
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Remember that the original Judy had internal damper cartridges which were adjustable via a small hole in the damper fixing cap screw at the base of the damper leg. Well, this little beauty (pictured) was the original Judy Nipple, a replacement for the damper cap screw that featured a permanently fitted allen bolt with a handy little knob. These were aftermarket goodies available from QBP for a while, until Rock Shox took control and fitted a version of their own to newer Judy forks. I could tell you more, but then the lawyers would hunt me down...
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X-IT also made little adaptors for tool-less adjustment of Marzocchi Bomber dampers, called 'Bomber Buttons', and also full aluminum top caps called 'Hard Hats' to replace the brittle nylon jobs on Judy forks. Hard Hats were also available through QBP, I think, although Bomber Buttons didn't catch on...and Marzocchi was already moving toward a tool-less damper adjustment knob of their own. I don't have any Bomber Buttons, or Hard Hats, but you see Judys for sale every once in a while with full aluminum top cap assemblies fitted, and I'm not aware of anyone else making them, so I'd say that those floating around out there are Hard Hats.
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X-IT Designs World Tour! Part 1
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This thread may be a little long, so to prevent me from losing anything I type in one post-up, I'm going to split the thing into a few. For ease of reading for others, please hold your comments until the last post from me...like there are thousands of you guys waiting for this! HA!
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Anyway, on to the goodies...we'll start with a little history of X-IT. Disclaimer...This is all from memory, 12+ years ago.
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X-IT Designs, was the brainchild of two guys that I had the pleasure of working with from July 1996 until October 1997 in Boulder Colorado. Thom Beckett and Frank Vogel. Thom was the business end, and Frank was a skilled machinist and fabricator. X-IT was housed in a shared warehouse/storefront space along with parent company, The Sports Garage, and later Rocky Mounts racks (no business relation). Thom did a great job running the books, but he wasn't the creative mind, so we'll focus on Frank's role here, for the most part. Frank spent a few years working in prototype manufacturing and engineering with Paul Turner at Rock Shox, and then after selling his share of The Sports Garage to Thom, and dissolving X-IT, Frank went in as one of the three partners in the original brain trust behind Maverick American Bicycles, again with Paul Turner. Frank was a great guy, and I had a blast working with him. I learned a bunch tagging along behind him like a lost puppy. (private joke..."Don't bother me, I'M WELDING!")
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On to the Parts... First up? Dual-Eez cable hangers.
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Bicycle brakes are funny things. On the one had you hear all sorts of design and engineering talk about mechanical advantage, and cable pull ratios and stuff like that, but in reality, the number one issue behind why brakes either work or don't work, is installation. Disc, V-style, or cantilever...do it wrong and your brakes will suck. Do it right, and you'll stop on a dime every time...even with cantilevers. Even the best designed brake can only overcome so much poor wrenchmanship. Cantilevers, for all their seeming simplicity, are actually the most complex brake to install and adjust, and in that, they opened the door for the V-style brake, with it's touted "mechanical advantage". The variables for cantilever brake strength and modulation are many...the height of the hanger over the rim, the amount of exposure of brake pad post inside the brake arms, the amount of toe in the pads. Shimano tried to standardize some of these things with their fixed length straddle cables, but with little improvement. The Dual-Eez solved all the deficiencies of the cantilever brake, unfortunately though, back in 1995, the cantilever brake was about to become a thing of the past...
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This picture shows the Dual-Eez installed on the back of my Beast of the East. Eagle Klaw pads, and Deore DX cantis are also shown. Notice that in the picture, all cable lengths associated with the install ARE PERFECTLY STRAIGHT...No curved cable. More on that in a bit...
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In this picture, taken of a cable setup ready for swapping in my Manitou 3 fork on my Beast, you see one of the other great features of the Dual-Eez. Full Floating Cables. Full floaters allow for the straight pull lengths of cable to all remain precisely that, throughout the function of the brake...Straight! On the left, the floating cable is a Shimano type fixed straddle segment, 73 length. On the right, a length of old brake cable, the cast head in the Dual-Eez, and the other end free to be bolted to the Deore DX canti arm. In an installation where both cantilever sides have quick releases, both sides would be fixed length Shimano style straddle cables.
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Here, both cables hang freely in the hanger, free floating, ready for install.
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Seems pretty crazy to mention straight pull cables, right?...but think about the myriad of cable hangers out there...most of them rely on an arched over the tire, single straddle cable. More on THAT in a bit!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Soap on a Rope
First, when I was a kid, Soap on a Rope was a gimmick gift that you would typically get from your grandparents or your uncle or somebody, for your twelfth Christmas. Usually the stuff was green and frighteningly stinky, and bundled in some useless gift pack with Brut aftershave or, if you were lucky and your grandparents really loved you, Hi Karate.
Second, there is, admittedly, this unfortunate animal in modern capitalism dominated America, called the associated product promotion. You see it all over the place... Harley Davidson Edition Ford trucks, limited edition ESPN Sprint cell phones, and of course, the ubiquitous "free gift" your wife gets from the make-up counter at Dillards; usually something equally as useless as the stupidity you have to buy to get it, like a Genuine Vinyl make-up brush caddy, or maybe a 5 piece mirror set. WWOOYEE!
Now I've seen it all.
Race Face is a manufacturer of a pretty decent line of bike parts. They used to be a damn fine manufacturer of bike parts, but the modern twist on product manufacturing (read; import from China) means that they've joined the ranks of the 'decent' rather than the 'inspired'. And Now this...
Soap on a Rope. From Race Face. Uh...thanks guys.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Get to Know Your Author!? What about your Neighbor?
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Quite honestly, I'm getting a bit fed up with it all! I mean, I don't much like people, and I long for the opportunity to move to a secluded and lonesome part of the country such that I can rot away in silence, only communicating with others when and as I see fit. Frankly, I'm feeling a little envious of the Tweeters and Facebookers and their ability to only participate in the world at their leisure. So I've decided maximize my web exposure and to post up a poll to measure the potential interest out there, in me and my various pass times, in the hope of determining the viability of becoming a Tweeter myself. If all goes well, I'll get to shut off my cell phone service, stop 'talking' to any of you, and quit shaving. Ultimately, my goal would be to slink away, maybe into an abandoned hunk of office furniture, and unspectacularly pass into oblivion. A "New York Style Death" as Billy Crystal says, like my little buddy here...
Of course, I would Tweetificate from the cold drawer before my passing, relaying to anyone still paying even the least bit of attention, on how it feels to be trapped in an abandoned hunk of office furniture. I could lament, to no one in particular, in a generic and non targeted text message posted listlessly on the Internet, that I would in fact prefer to share those few beers that I didn't get to drink, with a couple of people that I didn't get to meet. Wouldn't that technology be wonderful?
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Just look at those emotionally charged poll options! I'm a modern Renaissance man, I tell you!! Imagine...A Tweet here to the blog, with something succinct in it like, "Just plugged my gut-vent with cashews. Now large Blue Jays are circling me. I'm getting worried." That would be entertaining...and I could claim to be doing something to really make a contribution to the world! Surely this would make for a better and brighter future for myself, and all of us, than if we actually engaged one another face to face. Just think!...to be able to give up on the humanity of one on one interaction and to instead focus on the myopic documentation of even the most trivial of my daily activities. I mean really, isn't that a better way to piss off your life, than say, embracing the chance to meet new and different people? Tackling every new day and challenge as if it were you last? Regardless of the perils and pitfalls? Right? Why talk to each other in person? Why take the risk? Why become like my other little friend here...
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Then again...maybe I'm over-analyzing this... I mean, both options DO wind up in the company of the same inevitability.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's a beautiful spring day, and I've got a little girl to hug, a tasty beer to enjoy, and a 17 year old derailleur to clean. Vote early and often!
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OK, I'll come clean...this self absorbed rant is just a lame excuse to allow me to post up some funny pictures of dead cats.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
The 2009 #$%-Box Bike Shop Tour - Summary!
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Dead Last, with a laughable score of 1 Crisp-fried Youngling, is Recycled Bicycles. Good lord, where to start. Nonsensical business model that prohibits the sale of inventory to people with actual cash money, rude and dismissive employees decked out in hipster skinny jeans and jet black hair by Nice and Easy, misrepresented advice to customers regarding the best way to fix a hub (essentially, "why bother to fix the hub when I'll just rebuild the wheel around a different hub...THAT will save you money!"...NOT!) Did I mention the nonsensical business model? Or the skinny jeans? You know, I'm 38, and I still have skinny jeans that I used to wear to Ybor City, out dancing to techie crap music like EMF and Jesus Jones. I've even got a pair of Adidas Sombas still in duty. My Doc Martins aren't made in China. Nice and Easy boy would be crushed to know his Shtick is old news...hell, I wasn't the first to do it either...he's on like the 6th go-round of that euro-trash crap. The Shubert Dip isn't a new look, kids...neither is the fixie. Now sell me some parts, punky.
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Second to last place, with a score of 2 Crispy Kids, The Super Cool Bike Shop. There's real effort here, but a good many of the core decisions are just plain wrong. The psychotic axe murderer orange interior decor, the Bikes Direct inventory of snoozin Fuji's and yawning Jamis'. The forgettable and unapproachable (and barely findable) exterior. Get to work, folks. That lone employee needs the chance. And if you are the owner, young employee...then quick, finish your marketing degree before its too late.
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4th place, just off the podium...Gator Cycle. If this guy sold anything other than Trek, and told me that even at 38 I still had a hard ass, he'd of done much much better. Or maybe not. Forget it.
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3rd place, just making it to the Podium... is Chain Reaction! I'd hoped for better from these guys, even if the "these guys" that I expected to be there were in fact new and different "these guys". There's good stuff here. The bones are strong, and the old house thing has a lot of potential. I dig the rental chi-chi full suspension bikes available to anyone. Props for the Specialized brand, one of the better modern bike lines in the business. The downer here is the lack of fuzzy and the total lack of parts to fondle. I want to fondle. Bike shops should be about the fondle.
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2nd Place, in the Silver Medal spot, Spin Cycle. I was tempted to deduct points for the alley-cat fixie race they organized...too hispter goober-ish for me, thanks. But in broad terms, these guys are sorta on the right path, and then again they are sorta making there own path! Hats off to the t-shirt printing business in the same building, and the racks of used crap for all to rummage through (are you listening Recycled?) If these guys were still in the bike business regarding selling a new bike brand every once in a while, like Kona, as they did before, then they'd be in the top spot. As it is, that honor goes to the current Kona brand retailer in town...and not because of Kona...
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First! Gold! Pinnacle of the town of %$#^-Box bike shops, is Mr Goodbike. These guys are doing a great job. Awareness of the current state of the bike biz, appreciation for the handmade steel, an underlying urge to be successful as a business by selling the positives of the modern cycling experience. Good parts selection. Funky reworked service station setting, and a decent lineup of bikes, what with Kona and Redline in the house. The only thing missing is an old couch. Bike shops need filthy furniture... and maybe a dirty espresso machine. Makes it feel like home. If I packed up my crap and put it in a Penske Truck, drove cross country with no job prospects, straight out of school, and wandered into The dumpy town of $^%-Box looking for a shop job, then I'd hit it here first. I might even wear my skinny jeans to the interview.
The 2009 Gainesville Bike Shop Ratings
1- Mr Goodbike
2- Spin Cycle
3- Chain Reaction
4- Gator Cycle
5- Super Cool Bike Shop
6- Recycled Bicycles
Now get out there people, and ride your bike. Skinny Jeans optional...
Last stop on the 2009 $%#-Box Bike Shop Tour!
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- 2 Crispy kids. No snoozing signs are placed strategically around the shop, to keep hapless customers on their toes. Not one hard-ass comment was to be heard.
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- 3 Torched Tots. Trek *yawn*. Fisher *yawn, yawn*. There was a Serotta steel frame hanging from the rafters though, dressed to the nines with good quality Shimano stuff, as if to indicate that there were more exciting options available for the high-dollar crowd.
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Folks!
- 3 Torched Tots. Two people asked me for help, albeit in a robotic manner that said obligation more than solicitation. Bonus points for the dirty minded old dude still on the job. Props Pops!
Tally 'em up, Mr. Fire Marshall!
- 2 Crispy Kids for Gator Cycle!... "Der azzez are so haaad!"
Beast in the office, more SDG Goodness, and coffee.
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Managed to snag two more SDG beauties off the old fleabay. Yummy...
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I also broke my favorite coffee cup a few weeks back, and I've been laboring to find an appropriate man size replacement. The search is over... (that's it on the right...duh!)
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