Monday, March 30, 2009

Kona Lava Dome


Cross Country Steel...dreamed up in Washington and pumped out en mass via Taiwan. Headed to me. Nearly went Berserk and snagged a Cinder Cone too...but I gathered my wits and controlled myself. This Kona should be a nice diversion while I search for a suitable Rocky Mountain Blizzard, Off Road Toad, or Brodie Expresso.
Hey, after taking the TST down and building it up, I had a vacancy in my rafters! I HAD to do it!

Ti Build

This weekend I took the TST down from the rafters and built the sucker up. Used the Mavic 217 Sunset/XTR wheel set that I picked up in January (see Jan22nd post), and the black SDG that came a little later on (again, blogged on that fool thing in February.) The rest of the stuff I pretty much had in my stores of goodies. King Headset, Deore DX stuff, Control Tech and a Kona P2 rigid fork.

The NOS Deore DX short cage with about every tacky anodized gee-gaw possible...even an Avid Roll-a-ma-Jig.

Deore LX sidepull brakes. Much better than the Xt or XTR variants from the same era...no "Parallel Push" foolishness.

From the front...showing the Altek brake levers and the Kona P2...which would be swapped out a day later for a different P2...more on that in a bit.

Triumph head badge. This came on a touring three-speed bike that my mom got for me from a friend of hers back when I was maybe 12 or so. The bike had full fenders, and even a rear view mirror. Of course, being that I was 12, I demolished the thing in short order, and nothing survives but the head badge (and a Sturmey-Archer three speed hub and shifter...I kept those too.)

The P2 swap...sidepulls on the front of this bike look like hell to me, so I swapped back on the disc brake P2 and the BB7 brake. Disc on a rigid...neat-o

And of course, I decorated the fork with the logo from my favorite time-sucking website.

Back at it!

Spent the last week in Transportation Modeling training in Orlando. That's where we sit in front of a complicated piece of computer generated wizardry and try to make sense out of the blinding obviousness of where we, as planners here in the great state of Florida, went wrong, and of maybe how to fix it.
Here's where we went wrong...we permit everything and anything that a developer proposes!

Here's how to fix it...stop permitting anything and everything a developer proposes!

Seems simple enough...see if they'd asked me in advance, we could have saved millions of taxpayer dollars that instead was squandered on computer generated wizardry! HA!

On a lighter note...I picked up a set of levers for the Klein. These suckers are the cantilever only models from Real, they should work nicely, and they are in fine shape, to match my 'in fine shape' Klein. Getting there!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Close the Polls!

The votes are in on the latest survey of humanities intelligence...and the numbers don't lie!


0 People believe that I feed birds in my spare time by packing my navel with nuts and such. Good for you, folks. I only feed the stray cats that way. It was a trick question! Nyah Nyah!

0 People believe that I preen-practice. Probably representative of a mass dismissal of my hygiene in general. I may not pick knits off my chest, but I don't have a short memory either, and this one hurt.

1 Person actually knew about all these pictures they have now-a-days of nude folks on the web. The Internet is choked with these poor folks all splayed out in completely unnatural positions, all sorts of wacky outfits, strange props, even power tools! Er....not that I would know.

2 People understand my interest in power tools and strange positions. At least Chainsaw Juggling, anyway. It's therapeutic. Like pot in California.

2 People also believe the gimme choice, that clearly, I'm up to my knobby elbows in bike tools and dirty rags. Aint life grand?

And finally...4 folks voted for the booze. Hell, if I had to read my bog I'd think I was drinking too!

Blog Break everyone!...See you in a week!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Multigenerational Engineering



This is a Tinkertoy Jet. These Tinkertoys were my older brother's when he was just a little fellow. He's an old geezer now. These are old Tinkertoys. Tinkertoys were built to last. The container says there should be 95 pieces in this Tinkertoy set. There are 95 pieces. My brother was, and is, very particular. He is now just much, much, much older.
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The baby liked her Tinkertoy jet. She held it for a second or two, and then demanded that her daddy make a scuba diver instead. Presumably it would be an old scuba diver.
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AND...to add a wee bit of bike trub to this post...See what happens when you move manufacturing overseas, Cannondale? The Pie Plate Scandal! Recalled for no pie plate! HA! It's not too late to return the rest of your manufacturing to New England where it belongs.

I broke my nipples

This post has nothing to do with my home brewed beer.

Nope...just a follow up of the cracked and corroded nipples from the road bike front wheel that I had to rebuild last weekend. Yup...this is a good reason why you actually go over your bike once in a while and make sure all is well... Clearly here...all was not.


Again the theory is, that the front wheel, built by Performance Bike, was assembled with unprepared spoke threads, allowing the nipples to corrode on the inside. That corrosion acted as a wedge, literally calving the aluminum nipples in half like a wedge.


Lessons...1) Look over your bikes early and often. 2) When on group rides, always ride with people who clean their bikes, because you'll have some peace of mind that they've at least glanced at their wheels and other structural components. Remember that the guy that causes the wrecks generally isn't the same guy that needs clavicle reconstruction. 3) If you know how, and shamefully, I do...then don't get lazy. Unless you are buying a factory assembled wheel set like Mavic Ksyriums or whatnot, then build your own wheels.



Made in the USA!

Went to buy a hose caddy for the yard, something to help me control 60 feet of tangled garden hose. Strangely there were two choices at Lowe's...one, for $40, was made, as you would expect, in China...no doubt by mistreated peasant farmer children, sent to the big city with nothing but a change of clothes and a promise of an opportunity to go to 'school'.



Then there was this sucker! $10 bucks cheaper and made in the USA! WOOHOO! Of course the employees of the facility that pumped out this sucker are probably mistreated peasant farmer children, sent to the big city with nothing but a change of clothes and a promise of an opportunity to go to 'school'. Uh...







Hey, you play the cards and pick your poison, yes?

Juvenile Brew!

PG-13 warning...hide your children.


When my buddy Emery found out that I was brewing beer at home, he suggested the name of the first batch to hit the 12oz bottles. Of course, he wasn't being entirely serious, clearly he was mocking my brew-master skills, and he's probably mildly concerned his name is associated with the swill, especially on a public blog. Still, sarcasm is the illegitimate father of creativity, or something like that. (?)

Enjoy an ice cold bottle of...
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Yummy. Arguably, there wouldn't be an 'A' in the abreviation, but the additional vowel serves to ensure that there is no phonetic butchery of this fine brand.
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X-IT Designs #3 - Nipple Driver

No relation to the Judy Nipple, this sucker is a wheel builder's delight.
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Ever dropped a nipple into a deep-V rim? Ever used an old spoke to insert the nipples into a deep-V to avoid dropping the nipple into the rim? Ever punch yourself in the side of the head building up a deep-V rim? Then this is the tool for you.
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Spring loaded threaded nipple setter, allows for the nipples to be easily installed into deep-V rims, and then twisted to screw on to the waiting spoke, and then spring released for the spoke to take its place.
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For most normal cross section rims, a Speed Wrench still works best, but I can build deep-V wheels with this tool super easy. More Vogel Genius!
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Picture shows wrench with nipple threaded on, ready for action.
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Push the spring loaded knob at the end of the wrench to extend the threaded shaft for the nipple to free the slotted detente on the backside of the nipple from the wrench.



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Release the spring loaded knob and the threaded nipple shaft retracts into the wrench, leaving an unkeyed driver to use for snugging up the nipple for the final tensioning and truing to be done with a spoke wrench and a stand. Done! Questions? Comments? That about does it for my X-IT Designs tour down memory lane. Enjoy!



X-IT Designs #2

Sure, you're familiar with damper adjustability at the base of your suspension fork legs now...but where did that come form originally?
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X-IT Designs.
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Yup, Frank Vogel designed, and then provided (for a small license fee I'm sure) to Rock Shox.
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Remember that the original Judy had internal damper cartridges which were adjustable via a small hole in the damper fixing cap screw at the base of the damper leg. Well, this little beauty (pictured) was the original Judy Nipple, a replacement for the damper cap screw that featured a permanently fitted allen bolt with a handy little knob. These were aftermarket goodies available from QBP for a while, until Rock Shox took control and fitted a version of their own to newer Judy forks. I could tell you more, but then the lawyers would hunt me down...
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X-IT also made little adaptors for tool-less adjustment of Marzocchi Bomber dampers, called 'Bomber Buttons', and also full aluminum top caps called 'Hard Hats' to replace the brittle nylon jobs on Judy forks. Hard Hats were also available through QBP, I think, although Bomber Buttons didn't catch on...and Marzocchi was already moving toward a tool-less damper adjustment knob of their own. I don't have any Bomber Buttons, or Hard Hats, but you see Judys for sale every once in a while with full aluminum top cap assemblies fitted, and I'm not aware of anyone else making them, so I'd say that those floating around out there are Hard Hats.
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X-IT Designs World Tour! Part 1

Here's a little write up I posted on the Retrobike Board about some of the little goodies made by the crew I worked with back in my Colorado Days, X-IT Designs/Sports Garage. No Dead Cats, I promise....
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This thread may be a little long, so to prevent me from losing anything I type in one post-up, I'm going to split the thing into a few. For ease of reading for others, please hold your comments until the last post from me...like there are thousands of you guys waiting for this! HA!
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Anyway, on to the goodies...we'll start with a little history of X-IT. Disclaimer...This is all from memory, 12+ years ago.
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X-IT Designs, was the brainchild of two guys that I had the pleasure of working with from July 1996 until October 1997 in Boulder Colorado. Thom Beckett and Frank Vogel. Thom was the business end, and Frank was a skilled machinist and fabricator. X-IT was housed in a shared warehouse/storefront space along with parent company, The Sports Garage, and later Rocky Mounts racks (no business relation). Thom did a great job running the books, but he wasn't the creative mind, so we'll focus on Frank's role here, for the most part. Frank spent a few years working in prototype manufacturing and engineering with Paul Turner at Rock Shox, and then after selling his share of The Sports Garage to Thom, and dissolving X-IT, Frank went in as one of the three partners in the original brain trust behind Maverick American Bicycles, again with Paul Turner. Frank was a great guy, and I had a blast working with him. I learned a bunch tagging along behind him like a lost puppy. (private joke..."Don't bother me, I'M WELDING!")
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On to the Parts... First up? Dual-Eez cable hangers.
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Bicycle brakes are funny things. On the one had you hear all sorts of design and engineering talk about mechanical advantage, and cable pull ratios and stuff like that, but in reality, the number one issue behind why brakes either work or don't work, is installation. Disc, V-style, or cantilever...do it wrong and your brakes will suck. Do it right, and you'll stop on a dime every time...even with cantilevers. Even the best designed brake can only overcome so much poor wrenchmanship. Cantilevers, for all their seeming simplicity, are actually the most complex brake to install and adjust, and in that, they opened the door for the V-style brake, with it's touted "mechanical advantage". The variables for cantilever brake strength and modulation are many...the height of the hanger over the rim, the amount of exposure of brake pad post inside the brake arms, the amount of toe in the pads. Shimano tried to standardize some of these things with their fixed length straddle cables, but with little improvement. The Dual-Eez solved all the deficiencies of the cantilever brake, unfortunately though, back in 1995, the cantilever brake was about to become a thing of the past...
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This picture shows the Dual-Eez installed on the back of my Beast of the East. Eagle Klaw pads, and Deore DX cantis are also shown. Notice that in the picture, all cable lengths associated with the install ARE PERFECTLY STRAIGHT...No curved cable. More on that in a bit...
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In this picture, taken of a cable setup ready for swapping in my Manitou 3 fork on my Beast, you see one of the other great features of the Dual-Eez. Full Floating Cables. Full floaters allow for the straight pull lengths of cable to all remain precisely that, throughout the function of the brake...Straight! On the left, the floating cable is a Shimano type fixed straddle segment, 73 length. On the right, a length of old brake cable, the cast head in the Dual-Eez, and the other end free to be bolted to the Deore DX canti arm. In an installation where both cantilever sides have quick releases, both sides would be fixed length Shimano style straddle cables.
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Here, both cables hang freely in the hanger, free floating, ready for install.
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Seems pretty crazy to mention straight pull cables, right?...but think about the myriad of cable hangers out there...most of them rely on an arched over the tire, single straddle cable. More on THAT in a bit!


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Shown here, the Dual-Eez cabled set-up ready for mounting, the same as in the previous picture, but splayed out as they would be on a bike. Juxtaposed with the previous picture, this does a good job of illustrating how the cable ends float in the hanger.

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To facilitate the Dual_Eez installation on the many different lengths of cantilever arms, and frame configurations, different straddle cable lengths can be used.

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Exploded View!
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2 quick releases? You bet! This is a second Dual-Eez set, a spare, that features an additional quick release slot, to allow the adjustable length cable to release from the hanger itself, the anchored arm. This is a handy feature, as on some frames where space and clearance are an issue, or where the tire in use is a wide sucker, the single sided release install doesn't allow for the brake pad on the bolted, anchored cable side to swing far enough away from the wheel to allow the tire to drop. Releasing the left side fixed length cable quick release from the canti arm, AND releasing the right side adjustable cable length from the hanger itself, will allow for the fitting of the fattest tires possible...got any 2.5 Ground Controls lying around?
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This may seem like a worthless feature, but keep in mind, this multiple release option is important on a hanger design where the hanger centering is fixed. Anyone use a Tri-Dangle? Know why most folks don't use the two outboard straddle cable set screws?...because if you fix the hanger in the middle of the straddle cable on a Tri-Dangle, you have the same problem...can't get the wheel out. No option for a 2nd quick release cable with a Tri-Dangle.

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Same Picture, but illustrating the brake cable mounting design.
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Again...picking on the Tri-Dangle (which admittedly is probably the second best hanger available...a great design in it's own right), one of the design goals for the Dual-Eez was to create a cable mounting process which would not degrade the cable itself. Pinch bolts, Tri-Dangle set screws, etc...do a boat load of damage to the wire strands that make up a braided cable. In all other instances, tightening other hangers on to the brake cable means crimping the cable itself, and rendering it essentially a single use and replace item. These crimped mounting points are also the place where most broken cables occur. What if you didn't need a mounting bolt or a set screw to hold the cable?
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The Dual-Eez uses a split body design, which sandwiches the cable in a slotted channel in center of the hanger itself. The two halves of the hanger are then held together by two stainless cap screws (custom tapered on a lathe). Imaging holding a piece of rope between your hands, pressed palm to palm. Not too stong, eh?...BUT then BOLT your hands together. Darn strong, and the rope sees no damage whatsoever! Same for the Dual-Eez and the brake cable. Take the thing apart and the cable is no worse for wear.

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Because the brake cable is pressed between the two halves of the hanger body on a Dual-Eez, and because the cast cable ends are free floating within a completely assembled Dual-Eez hanger, it is IMPERATIVE that the two halves of the hanger bolt together flush. (note in the installed picture in the first post, you'd never know the Dual-Eez is a two-part hanger.) They must be flush.
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To give you the leverage to get the two pieces flush tight, the Dual-Eez is sized exactly 19mm in height which allows for a flat wrench to hold the body of the hanger firmly, while you torque down on the two stainless cap screws.
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If you're wondering how these little babies can take all that torque and force, Dual-Eez are machined from forged aluminum, and then given a military hard coat anodized finish. This means that while you can have any color you want as long as its Battleship Grey, they are nearly indestructible.
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So, what does all this mean?
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If you came in to The Sports Garage back in 1996, complaining that your cantilever brakes were just too weak, and that you wanted strong brakes like your friend's new V-Brakes, and I was to pitch these two you, the selling points would be...
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First, I would offer up that I can make your cantilevers work as well as V-Brakes, for about 15 bucks a wheel, including a new set of Eagle Klaws.
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Second, I'd debunk the 'mechanical advantage' myth surrounding the V-Brake. Does the V benefit from increased cable pull and power, by means of its inherent mechanical advantage? Sure! But that doesn't mean they necessarily work better by default. See, bicycles are affordable machines, even higher end suckers do a lot for not a lot of relative cost. That means parts like brakes are loaded with wiggle and SLOP! Sloppy pivots where the brake bolts to the fork stud, sloppy pivots in the lever, sloppy cable management provided by simple saddle style hangers, ...SLOP! That slop goes a long way toward negating many of the mechanical advantage improvements provided by the side-pull brake. What if we removed as much of that as possible from the installation of cantilevers as we can? Firm up the slop, if you will. Well, some things are out of our control, like Shimano brass bushings in a Deore DX cantilever and such, but some things can be improved... The firmer, more efficient action of direct-pull cables, coupled with the vise-clamp style cable mount method, means a Dual-Eez will put all of the movement in the pulling the lever, DIRECTLY into an equal movement at the brake...no 'tensioning of the slop' occurs.
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Next, I'd demonstrate the slop issue. Try this on your cantilever bikes, everyone. Grab the brake lever, and see how much you need to move the lever to get the brake to actually begin moving itself. Probably a quarter of an inch movement at the end of the lever. That's lost mechanical advantage from an already less efficient system. Now, pull the lever tight, real tight, and notice how much the straddle wire flexes straight at the cable mount bolt, and coming out the hanger? You wont see that with these babies. Dual-Eez equiped cantilever brakes move right when the lever is pulled, and flex less under full force of braking, because no 'tensioning' of the straddle cable is needed...they are already tight, straight and ready to pull. Try that with a Tri-Dangle. But watch those set screws!
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Comments? Questions?
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Thanks for looking everyone. Two more X-IT articles are on the way...

Friday, March 13, 2009

Soap on a Rope

2 points...

First, when I was a kid, Soap on a Rope was a gimmick gift that you would typically get from your grandparents or your uncle or somebody, for your twelfth Christmas. Usually the stuff was green and frighteningly stinky, and bundled in some useless gift pack with Brut aftershave or, if you were lucky and your grandparents really loved you, Hi Karate.

Second, there is, admittedly, this unfortunate animal in modern capitalism dominated America, called the associated product promotion. You see it all over the place... Harley Davidson Edition Ford trucks, limited edition ESPN Sprint cell phones, and of course, the ubiquitous "free gift" your wife gets from the make-up counter at Dillards; usually something equally as useless as the stupidity you have to buy to get it, like a Genuine Vinyl make-up brush caddy, or maybe a 5 piece mirror set. WWOOYEE!

Now I've seen it all.

Race Face is a manufacturer of a pretty decent line of bike parts. They used to be a damn fine manufacturer of bike parts, but the modern twist on product manufacturing (read; import from China) means that they've joined the ranks of the 'decent' rather than the 'inspired'. And Now this...

Soap on a Rope. From Race Face. Uh...thanks guys.



Thursday, March 12, 2009

Get to Know Your Author!? What about your Neighbor?

There's just not enough personal interaction in the world anymore. Folks are sitting in their homes, locked up tight in the dark of night, Tweeting at one another, or Facebooking, or otherwise creating and engaging in technologies whose lone purpose is to supplant face to face communication, and which also requires the creation of nonsensical verbs such as "Tweeting" and "Facebooking". Just look at yourselves! Here you are, haplessly reading my blog, the both of you, when the three of us could be off someplace having a few beers and watching the boob-tube instead! WOOYEEE!
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Quite honestly, I'm getting a bit fed up with it all! I mean, I don't much like people, and I long for the opportunity to move to a secluded and lonesome part of the country such that I can rot away in silence, only communicating with others when and as I see fit. Frankly, I'm feeling a little envious of the Tweeters and Facebookers and their ability to only participate in the world at their leisure. So I've decided maximize my web exposure and to post up a poll to measure the potential interest out there, in me and my various pass times, in the hope of determining the viability of becoming a Tweeter myself. If all goes well, I'll get to shut off my cell phone service, stop 'talking' to any of you, and quit shaving. Ultimately, my goal would be to slink away, maybe into an abandoned hunk of office furniture, and unspectacularly pass into oblivion. A "New York Style Death" as Billy Crystal says, like my little buddy here...

Of course, I would Tweetificate from the cold drawer before my passing, relaying to anyone still paying even the least bit of attention, on how it feels to be trapped in an abandoned hunk of office furniture. I could lament, to no one in particular, in a generic and non targeted text message posted listlessly on the Internet, that I would in fact prefer to share those few beers that I didn't get to drink, with a couple of people that I didn't get to meet. Wouldn't that technology be wonderful?
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Just look at those emotionally charged poll options! I'm a modern Renaissance man, I tell you!! Imagine...A Tweet here to the blog, with something succinct in it like, "Just plugged my gut-vent with cashews. Now large Blue Jays are circling me. I'm getting worried." That would be entertaining...and I could claim to be doing something to really make a contribution to the world! Surely this would make for a better and brighter future for myself, and all of us, than if we actually engaged one another face to face. Just think!...to be able to give up on the humanity of one on one interaction and to instead focus on the myopic documentation of even the most trivial of my daily activities. I mean really, isn't that a better way to piss off your life, than say, embracing the chance to meet new and different people? Tackling every new day and challenge as if it were you last? Regardless of the perils and pitfalls? Right? Why talk to each other in person? Why take the risk? Why become like my other little friend here...

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Then again...maybe I'm over-analyzing this... I mean, both options DO wind up in the company of the same inevitability.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's a beautiful spring day, and I've got a little girl to hug, a tasty beer to enjoy, and a 17 year old derailleur to clean. Vote early and often!

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OK, I'll come clean...this self absorbed rant is just a lame excuse to allow me to post up some funny pictures of dead cats.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The 2009 #$%-Box Bike Shop Tour - Summary!

The tour of the dumpiest college town, crown jewel of the south, is complete. 6 barrel chested bruisers stepped into the cage match of cycling death and only one survives to tell the harrowing tale, admittedly one of the combatants is alive and kicking albeit not victorious. The rest, specifically one shop in particular, have a little work to do if they want another 2 hour commute in a 15 mpg Land Rover from me.
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Dead Last, with a laughable score of 1 Crisp-fried Youngling, is Recycled Bicycles. Good lord, where to start. Nonsensical business model that prohibits the sale of inventory to people with actual cash money, rude and dismissive employees decked out in hipster skinny jeans and jet black hair by Nice and Easy, misrepresented advice to customers regarding the best way to fix a hub (essentially, "why bother to fix the hub when I'll just rebuild the wheel around a different hub...THAT will save you money!"...NOT!) Did I mention the nonsensical business model? Or the skinny jeans? You know, I'm 38, and I still have skinny jeans that I used to wear to Ybor City, out dancing to techie crap music like EMF and Jesus Jones. I've even got a pair of Adidas Sombas still in duty. My Doc Martins aren't made in China. Nice and Easy boy would be crushed to know his Shtick is old news...hell, I wasn't the first to do it either...he's on like the 6th go-round of that euro-trash crap. The Shubert Dip isn't a new look, kids...neither is the fixie. Now sell me some parts, punky.
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Second to last place, with a score of 2 Crispy Kids, The Super Cool Bike Shop. There's real effort here, but a good many of the core decisions are just plain wrong. The psychotic axe murderer orange interior decor, the Bikes Direct inventory of snoozin Fuji's and yawning Jamis'. The forgettable and unapproachable (and barely findable) exterior. Get to work, folks. That lone employee needs the chance. And if you are the owner, young employee...then quick, finish your marketing degree before its too late.
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4th place, just off the podium...Gator Cycle. If this guy sold anything other than Trek, and told me that even at 38 I still had a hard ass, he'd of done much much better. Or maybe not. Forget it.
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3rd place, just making it to the Podium... is Chain Reaction! I'd hoped for better from these guys, even if the "these guys" that I expected to be there were in fact new and different "these guys". There's good stuff here. The bones are strong, and the old house thing has a lot of potential. I dig the rental chi-chi full suspension bikes available to anyone. Props for the Specialized brand, one of the better modern bike lines in the business. The downer here is the lack of fuzzy and the total lack of parts to fondle. I want to fondle. Bike shops should be about the fondle.
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2nd Place, in the Silver Medal spot, Spin Cycle. I was tempted to deduct points for the alley-cat fixie race they organized...too hispter goober-ish for me, thanks. But in broad terms, these guys are sorta on the right path, and then again they are sorta making there own path! Hats off to the t-shirt printing business in the same building, and the racks of used crap for all to rummage through (are you listening Recycled?) If these guys were still in the bike business regarding selling a new bike brand every once in a while, like Kona, as they did before, then they'd be in the top spot. As it is, that honor goes to the current Kona brand retailer in town...and not because of Kona...
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First! Gold! Pinnacle of the town of %$#^-Box bike shops, is Mr Goodbike. These guys are doing a great job. Awareness of the current state of the bike biz, appreciation for the handmade steel, an underlying urge to be successful as a business by selling the positives of the modern cycling experience. Good parts selection. Funky reworked service station setting, and a decent lineup of bikes, what with Kona and Redline in the house. The only thing missing is an old couch. Bike shops need filthy furniture... and maybe a dirty espresso machine. Makes it feel like home. If I packed up my crap and put it in a Penske Truck, drove cross country with no job prospects, straight out of school, and wandered into The dumpy town of $^%-Box looking for a shop job, then I'd hit it here first. I might even wear my skinny jeans to the interview.

The 2009 Gainesville Bike Shop Ratings
1- Mr Goodbike
2- Spin Cycle
3- Chain Reaction
4- Gator Cycle
5- Super Cool Bike Shop
6- Recycled Bicycles

Now get out there people, and ride your bike. Skinny Jeans optional...

Last stop on the 2009 $%#-Box Bike Shop Tour!

Final stop!...Gator Cycle.

Funny Story. Back in 1992 or so, a Saddle manufacturer named Selle Italia released a version of their popular 'Flite' saddle with no padding whatsoever, just a carbon shell over titanium frame rails. The goal, obviously, was to reduce weight as much as possible, and as a pleasantly beneficial sidebar, to promote sterility and impotence across the cycling community. Word is Lance still has a pending lawsuit against Selle Italia...
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Anyway, my buddy Gary and I went on a Gainesville bike shop tour way back then and we stumbled in to Gator Cycle. The shop at the time, like most bike shops in the heyday of the mountain bike, was packed to the gills with fancy shmancy stuff. Tange Switchblade forks, GT Tech Shop frames like the Zaskar and Xizang, lots of high in parts. One of the juicy little tidbits up for sale was this Selle Italia Flite 'Evolution' carbon saddle.
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Gary and I took a look at it, and seeing as Viagra and Cialis were not yet on the market, simply winced and moved on. Sure it was nice to look at, and damn light, but I bet if I packed my rump with helium I could shave a few grams off my combined bike/rider weight too, but I'm not trying that either.
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Anyway. The owner of the shop, an older Greek gentleman, proceeded to explain to us that the saddle was actually very comfortable, but conceded that, as he was not necessarily a svelte man, he wouldn't want to ride it either, and that he understood our trepidation.
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He began to explain to us, in fragmented and heavily accented English, that all 'his guys' used the carbon saddles on their race bikes. Imagine a chubby little shop owner, holding up his hands with his fingers pursed in the gesture normally used to praise cooking, saying the following; "All my guys, dey uze deez saddles on der raze bikes, bott you know? (gesture, gesture, gesture)...der azzes are so haaad!"
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I've never, either before or since, had a fat Greek guy try to sell my a bike part based on the race team member "ass hardness quotient." To this day, I cannot go on a camping trip with Gary without one of us making the hard-ass cyclist joke. I can report to you Gary, that the old crazy Greek dude is still there. Weird as ever.
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The shop, though...is much less interesting. Gone are the delightfully distinctive components, replaced with quality, if not interesting, selections of componentry from the ubiquitous Shimano. Not much else. You could build a fine bike from this shop. You could buy a fine Trek or Fisher from this shop, but you may fall asleep either riding it, shopping for it, or looking at it in your living room. Wonder Bread.
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On to the Score!
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Stuff!
- 2 Crispy Kids. Not much to get the blood to full boil in here, but if you need a quality derailleur ASAP, they've got you covered.

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Merchandising!

- 2 Crispy kids. No snoozing signs are placed strategically around the shop, to keep hapless customers on their toes. Not one hard-ass comment was to be heard.

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Bikes!

- 3 Torched Tots. Trek *yawn*. Fisher *yawn, yawn*. There was a Serotta steel frame hanging from the rafters though, dressed to the nines with good quality Shimano stuff, as if to indicate that there were more exciting options available for the high-dollar crowd.

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Folks!

- 3 Torched Tots. Two people asked me for help, albeit in a robotic manner that said obligation more than solicitation. Bonus points for the dirty minded old dude still on the job. Props Pops!
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Fuzzy Feeling!
- 2 Crispy Kids. Not much feel good. Gator Cycle has always been about business. That's the reputation. Without the Tech Shop goodies and little colored anodized bits for sale, that's even harder to take. Nobody said I had a hard ass either...

Tally 'em up, Mr. Fire Marshall!

- 2 Crispy Kids for Gator Cycle!... "Der azzez are so haaad!"


Gator Cycle
3321 SW Archer Rd

Beast in the office, more SDG Goodness, and coffee.

I rode the Beast to work. New fork feels magical. Now I remember why I wanted one of these bikes back in the day. (Of course, why I originally sold the first one escapes me...I think I was dating a crazy woman at the time, probably sold the bike to buy her wine and cigarettes...)
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Managed to snag two more SDG beauties off the old fleabay. Yummy...
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I also broke my favorite coffee cup a few weeks back, and I've been laboring to find an appropriate man size replacement. The search is over... (that's it on the right...duh!)
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Cannondale Beast of the East update









I finally got the Pepperoni fork mounted on the Beast. I only had the thing for 8 months...
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I built this bike as sort of a resto-mod, as far as the drivetrain is concerned, converting the older XT hubs to XTR 9 speed and then fitting Dura Ace shifters and a Sram cassette and chain. The rest of the bike is pretty period for the year. The Deore DX parts would have been installed on the Beast thru 92, and then LX with DX thumbshifters for 93 and 94. The Force 40 brakes are on the front, but because Force 40s were such a horrible invention, I've kept the X-IT Dual-Eez hanger that I originally fitted to the back. Hey, I worked for those guys, so I gotta represent (even if they are now defunct!) The threadless 1.25 headset arrangement was a problem, sorting the Cannondale fork. I had a Kona P2 fork on there (with a King Devolution headset), but it looked like hell, and the longer suspension corrected fork raked out the geometry horribly. Now with a Pepperoni the bottom bracket height is back to a more manageable 13" or so...
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I'm very happy with the results... The bike rides wonderfully.