Guts! For $23 bucks!!

Funky.

Loots!

As is the case in America ('murica!) We here in the gleaming towers of One Utahdog Center, World Congress of the 'Murica's (America!) have, and shall always remain, vigilantly on the lookout for worthless and freakish bits shamelessly flogged on the interwebs for penny and pence.

Always a set of Alteks out there, always.

A delightfully gaudy Seiko 7s26, complete with a delightfully gaudy NATO strap. Hide in the bushes from your ISIS enemies with this pig on your arm. What could go wrong?

S.E.V. Marchal fog light covers....

...for your Marchal lamps, because hey, automobile accessories from defunkt French companies are always a good idea. At least as good an idea as your 1986 SVO Mustang with its 200hp turbocharged 4 cylinder truck engine and Fairmont "Quadrashock" solid rear axle, anyway. 

Me? I just always liked the cat face logo.

U-SAVE!!...

at least you did until you bought the patch for 12 bucks, or this Yeti PRO FRO.

I bought the patch. I'll wear it on Hawaiian Shirt Day for the irony.

Guts, Guns and God!