The Turds are on the Move!

Spotted on Car Domain.

One of the signs that we Americans should get used to seeing, as evidence of our continued slide from dominant superpower to "The Biggest Italy on the Planet", is the proliferation of junkers on our roads. Now, I like to see these rescue stories so I'm not worried at all, and hey, Italy seems like an OK place, but for all of you leased up to your eyeballs and paying $700 a month to "borrow" a 7 Series BMW trying desperately to convince yourself you're rich, well for you the writing is on the wall, or at least driving down the road.

SAVED! POS Nissan!

Before Sunken in the ground and left for dead.

The Turds are loose!

What the?!...

More cultural enlightenment, courtesy of...me!

Not "Heidi's Topless Swiss Chalet Style, Politically Neutral, Roller Derby Emporium", but her lesser known and likely much less successful venture, the Italian Restaurant. Which sells that classic Sicilian dish, and favorite of Cosa Nostra bag-men the world over, the "Hoagie".

I know we want kids to drink milk, but wtf people. I mean, is that an udder or does the damn thing have 4 testicles?

Because "Place hands under tap, at which time a super heating infrared laser will torch the very meat from your bones, scarring your soul for life, leaving you standing there drenched in your own sweat and feces, trembling with abject fear, a whimpering gutless disfigured freak of a human being and shell of your former self" didn't fit on the sticker?

and not so freaky... a Westfield Lotus 7 clone, in Jacksonville, far from home. Very slick.

Geezer on the loose!

March 2015 - Tillie Fowler Regional Park.

Didn't even break my hip.

Free-Fitty

A deal I've run before with other frames too good to throw away but not worth enough to me to sell. Selling frames is hard on eBay today, what with eBay's shift in emphasis to the 'buyer is always right' default. So when I get one that I don't want, but somebody else might. I offer it for free on the interwebs. This one is possibly destined for Europe, if the shipping is manageable (the beneficiary pays the shipping) and if not its up for grabs. If you are interested, drop me a message.