We may know that we want to ride to work occasionally, but we have no idea what off the rack POS we ought to ride on. A knock-off Turner 5Spot? Really?
And we know that you should never bring a handgun into the Federal Courthouse. However, nobody said anything about TOY handguns, as evidenced by this little bit of packaging lying in the landscaping right in front of, you guessed it, the Federal Courthouse.